Notice: I will not answer the meaning of life, as the first attempt gave me a screaming headache. See the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy for more on the subject because I can no longer be bothered.

What’s your return policy?

If you pay for them, my words are now yours to use freely, although I reserve the right to recycle them in slightly different order for others as I'm somewhat lazy and go to my favorites frequently.

Do you ship oversees and to P.O. boxes?

Yes, probably as soon as someone asks.

Do you have customer service?

If you met me, you would not be asking. (Isn't ambiguity wonderful?)